Everything I want to do is illegal,
Frankfurt am Main, Nordend, 2014
That was so beautiful
I almost died laughing.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Pretty much spot on reactions
gf: come over :)
me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon: i can’t
gf: i’ll have sex with you
me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon:
The three stages of doing homework
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"
Hi home, I’m dad.